It depends how long I'd have to do the milking for, and how big the block of butter is, but I'd have to say probably the butter. At least I know it's sterile...
Having had the experience of putting my finger in a cow milking machine, I reckon that the cow would clearly enjoy it far too much, thus becoming overexcited and endangering my life. Hence, I must go for the butter.
The cow, definantly. And to all those fools who mention the sterility of butter over the cow titty, I would like to voice my objection to how over-pasturised our dairy is these days. Have you ever tried un-pasturised brie for example? Its fabulous. The downfall of the human race will possibly be how clean we insist on everything being - our immune systems are a 10th of what they were in the middle ages (although that is a wild assertion with no scientific backing)...In short, filthy is good...
It depends how long I'd have to do the milking for, and how big the block of butter is, but I'd have to say probably the butter. At least I know it's sterile...
ReplyDeleteBoth Hannah and I agree on the milking the cow with our mouths, too much butter in your mouth is just wrong!
ReplyDeleteAlso, joint voting has it's advantages as Hannah could suck the cow off first and then it would be clean for when I have to do it! Yay!
Could I do both?
ReplyDeleteMust you hold down the butter or can you immediately throw it up?
ReplyDeleteMilk a cow with my mouth. So long as it doesn't shit on me. Or stand on me. Actually, I might well try it some day, it doesn't sound that bad...
ReplyDeleteHaving had the experience of putting my finger in a cow milking machine, I reckon that the cow would clearly enjoy it far too much, thus becoming overexcited and endangering my life. Hence, I must go for the butter.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure it was your finger rik...?
ReplyDeleteThe cow, definantly. And to all those fools who mention the sterility of butter over the cow titty, I would like to voice my objection to how over-pasturised our dairy is these days. Have you ever tried un-pasturised brie for example? Its fabulous. The downfall of the human race will possibly be how clean we insist on everything being - our immune systems are a 10th of what they were in the middle ages (although that is a wild assertion with no scientific backing)...In short, filthy is good...
Milk the cow with my mouth.. I did something similar to a 'new mother' once...
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