Thursday, 16 November 2006

REVIEW: Girls Aloud - The Sound of Girls Aloud

Ga
I've discovered it's very hard to write about your favourite band. I am not ashamed, i'll say it loud and proud - Girls Aloud are my favourite group*.

Anyway I like the review I wrote last year of their third album Chemistry, but this time I was writing about the Greatest Hits, songs which I've listened to about a billion times and don't really have much to say about any more. So after a lot of scrambling about, and with some sentences still not flowing as nicely as I'd like this is what I came up with:



When "Biology" rolled round with its jarring bluesy intro and double
chorus, you could almost hear the walls between musical genres being
battered down by Louis Vuitton handbags.



In retrospect, Louis Vuitton should probably read River Island or something.



Read the full review online at BBC Music.



* This does not mean I approve of their Xmas single. Unless they turn it into a double A with something good.
 

I can be brown, I can be blue





Over the last couple of weeks I appear to have seen a huge number of gigs live and not managed to blog about them, so here is a frantic catch-up



Mika
If you've not heard of Mika yet, then you probably will be soon.  He's Universal Records big hope for 2007 and has already been signed up to soundtrack an American 'Red' advert as bizarrely as the new face of Paul Smith.



Mika's is originally from Beirut, but now lives in London and is a dead cert for your new favourite pop artist of the year if you like the Scissor Sisters. He's tall, good looking, very colourful and seem to be channelling the voice of Freddie Mercury. I don't know if he's gay or not, but he's certainly fabulous.



Last Wednesday, we headed down to World Famous jazz bar, Ronnie Scott's, in the middle of Soho for the very first time to see Mika get a bunch of press people together at lunch time and sing to them. To make us like him more we were fed some chicken with very salty chips and as much free white wine as we could all guzzle down our ligging throats.



We'd had the amazing dancetastic Cutting Crew-esque Relax - Take It Easy through on a DJ promo list early in summer, but had only just got the album sampler for the forthcoming Life in Colour Motion the week before. This was a good thing, as we knew the songs and could sing along as we all know pretending we are the pop star ourselves at gigs makes them 100% better. But, even if we hadn't this would have been fun as one newbie to Mika declared upon leaving "Bloody Hell, that sounded like a greatest hits set."



Mika sang 5 fabulous songs (and 1 bizarre one), including the aforementioned Relax - a song which is so good that if you'd not heard the rest of his material, you'd expect to be the greatest thing on his album. Amazingly everything is this good. Love Today goes all Beck on our asses with Mika chatting away before it turns into a big stomping chorus, Grace Kelly talks about his love of the great screen legend and features the best Freddie impression we've ever heard; Billy Brown is a cute, tear worthy tale of a man who gets married but has a secret gay lover and the gigantic Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) sings about his love for the non skinnies among us and is getting pummelled, courtesy of us, on the Popstarz dancefloor. His vocal range is incredible and it's very easy to warm to him. The only somewhat strange thing about the gig was his encore - a song called Lollipop which wouldn't seem out of place if sung by Gwen Stefani accompanied by part of a musical.



And as for the venue - well we'd never been to Ronnie Scott's before, but if you ever get the chance, I'd totally recommend you go. It's exactly as you might expect - chairs and tables and lines of seats surrounding the stage as if you were back in the 1940s - it's very like a much smaller version of Blackpool's Funny Girls venue. I'd love to see it on a proper night, but I can imagine it's unbelievably smoky.



Finally, if you're in London, I'd recommend you can catch Mika at Dingwalls next week, otherwise you can catch him on Jools Holland on Friday, or at regional dates round the country next week.



Update:



iTunes have Billy Brown as their free download this week.

Check out his Myspace
Download Relax and  Grace Kelly




and use this funky music player to


listen to two acoustic tracks from forthcoming EP Dodgy Holiday

Tuesday, 14 November 2006

REVIEW: Jamelia - Walk With Me

Jamelia
This is from a little while ago. After all Popjustice's shouting about the Jamelia album, for me it was totally disappointing. The 'best song ever' was just a lazy rehash of SOS and the lead single was a dreary faux-rock piece. Yes, it may feature Mrs Slocombe but it's all very forgettable. XO London completely disagrees with me.



Slinking back onto the scene after the birth of her second child,
Jamelia describes her third album as "more experimental, more crazy".
In reality it's a continuation of the brilliant singles, mundane albums
routine. In fact, even lead single Something About You doesn't pack its
desired punch, and languishes in Kelly Clarkson b-side territory.


Read my restrained review of its pantsness online at BBC Music.

Sunday, 12 November 2006

Tonight @ Ghetto


Tonight join Laurence and myself to dance at Rockstarz while listening to these guys.

You'll probably recognise vocalist Tina from the cute and colourful video to Annie Mac favourite and Crazy Itch Radio highlight Take Me Back To Your House. Frankyl, it's refreshing enough just to see a Jaxx video where you don't have to avert your eyes from some massive breasts.



Just in case you thought my TV viewing had gone to pot recently...





We are all willing Albert to win, yes?  Clicky Clicky for a more 'revealing' look.

Monday, 6 November 2006

Dear o Dear

Alesha
The ace Knockdown may have only charted at #41 (what is wrong with people?!) but that is the least of the worries for Alesha as The Sun today revealed that her husband Harvey has been boffing Javine. Urgh.



The Sun says:
MC HARVEY and singer JAVINE HYLTON have been rumbled having an affair.

The pair were caught in bed at Javine’s house by her boyfriend KARL “KG” GORDON last week —     and he immediately phoned Harvey’s wife ALESHA DIXON to let her know the sordid news.


Former MIS-TEEQ singer Alesha has now moved out of
the marital home, sickened by her husband’s betrayal with a woman she
had counted as a friend.


Anyway, the main point of this post is because I just went on  Javine's myspace and I'm glad to see real life really does spill over into the world of internet communities. Seriously check these comments

"
TWO-FACED HOME-WRECKING BITCH.
FILTHY BITCH.
YOU CANT JUST GOING ROUND SHAGGING SOMEONES HUSBAND. 
I HOPE KARMA SMACKS YOU FULL FORCE IN THE FACE BEFORE I DO.
SLAG!"



"WELL UR A BITCH, I JUST WANT U 2 KNOW THAT! DO U ENJOY TAKING THE FUKIN
PISS OUT OF SUM1 THAT IS CLOSE 2 ME? U A MARRIAGE-WRECKER, AND I CANT
BELIEVE I EVEN SPENT MY MONEY ON U!
I HOPE U SUFFER U BITCH!
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYIN HELLO 2 ME, COS ILL JUS THROW AN EGG AT U!"



"GET SUM REAL HAIR PLEASE, HORSE HAIR AINT GOOD ENOUGH!"



"YOU ARE A HOME-WRECKING SLUT."



Oh the internet, how I love you.

I Just Want to Make Totally Sure…

Eton
... that despite X Factor getting more boring by the week, we are all behind Eton Road to win.

The twinkles in their eyes, the flirty looks, the otherwordly spirit
of Anthony that not even Louis Walsh will ever be able to tame.

Not only is Anthony ripe for a love mauling if he ever sets foot in
Ghetto, but can you really turn down a man who says he wants to win
because he'd "love to buy a chihuahua for company" and unashamably says
his favourite artist is Will Young?

No. Vote Eton Road!

In similar news last weekend (Swing week) we were fortunate enough to get a couple of hospitality tickets to see X Factor be filmed. I'd applied for tickets for the show in the past but now I've learnt people started showing up at 10am I won't try again - once was enough. There was lots of standing up, lots of out of tune clapping, the audience all swaying in different directions etc, but Tony Bennett and Sinitta both said hello to us which is, er, enough.