We just saw brazen hussy Katy Perry play a tiny gig at London's Water Rats. I have to write 300 words about it tomorrow so shall save you the detailed analysis for the moment. Needless to say it was rubbish.
Best bits:
1. Boy is all over girlfriend. Girlfriend goes to bar. Boy gawps at Perry then texts friend "My God man, in the flesh I can't stop staring at her rack."
2. 'I Kissed A Girl' pumps away. Drunk mid 30s couple barge into the back of the crowd and start trying to push their way through. They push the wrong man who pushes them hard into the rest of the crowd. Close face talking ensues between men, woman wanders off shouting, "It's not Top of the Pops love. It's a fucking Katy Perry gig."
Amazing.
You know what? The line “It’s not Top of the Pops love. It’s a fucking Katy Perry gig" is almost so good I'd consider getting it printed on a bloody t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteIt really is actually amazing, isn't it?
Looks like I'll be seeing her when she plays Australia either this month or next. Look forward to ripping her live vocal apart in the review.