Remember trashtastic Big Brother contestant Aisleyne? She's back. Not content with inexplicably becoming Charlie Brookers bezzie mate, her autobiography will be hitting shops this May. I was one of few people in my circle at the time who really didn't like her on Big Brother, but since, she's become a bit of a giggle particularly in this week's Snog Marry Or Kill, the uber-shonky makeunder show on BBC Three.
Now her autobiography looks unmisssable. Just look at that cover:
1. The title - Surviving Guns, Gangs and Glamour.
2. The quote - "Women like Aisleyne make the world go around . . . She's A Lioness" - AMY WINEHOUSE (?!)
3. The fierce pout.
Never mind the synopsis which includes life stories such as a childhood surrounded by Boy George, predatory men of the city's gang culture and a potential marriage to Mike Tyson, all we really care about are the juicy details of the must-happen love affair between her and Brooker.
2009's essential reading? Yes please. Bring it on.
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